This is the rest of the quotes that couldn’t fit on the first post.

1. You choose from one life or the other, your friend the distract attorney or his blushing bride to be.
2. Ho, ha, ha, waa, haaa, you have nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all your strength.
3. Don’t worry, I’m gonna tell you where they are, both of ’em, and that’s the point, you’ll have to choose. He’s at 250 52nd street and she’s at avenue x at ciecero. 
4. I want my phone call, I want it, I want my phone call.
5. How many of your friends have I killed?
6. Do you wanna know why I use a knife, guns are too quick, you can’t savor all the little emotions. You see in their last moment, people show you who they really are. So in a way I knew your friends better than you ever did.  Would you like to know which of them were cowards.
7. I’m sorry, what?
8. I just want my phone call.
9. Hello there.
10. Where’s the italian?
11. See I’m a guy of simple taste, I enjoy gunpowder and dynamite, an GASOLINE! And you know what those things have in common? There cheap.
12. Oh I am, I’m only burning my half. All you care about is money, this town deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to ’em. Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city.
13. FREAK?!?! Why don’t we cut ya up into little pieces and feed ya to our pooches, then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything Burns.
14. I had a vision of a world without Batman; the mob tried to ground out a little profit and the cops tried to shut them down, one block at a time and it was so, boring. I’ve had a change of heart, I don’t want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should have all the fun. Let’s give someone else a chance, if Coleman Reese isn’t dead in 60 minutes, then I blow up a hospital.
15. Da da da da da dum, Hiiiii.
16. You know Harvey, I don’t want there to be hard feelings between us, when you and uh…
17. Rachel were being abducted, I was in Gordan’s cage, now I didn’t rig those charges.
18. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am, I’m a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it, I’d just do things. See the mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. They’re schemers, schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer, I just try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say, hey, c’mere. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I’m telling the truth.
19. It’s the schemers that put you where you are, you were a schemer, you had plans. Just look where that got you.
20. I just did what I do best, I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. I mean look wha I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets, hmm. And you know what I noticed, is that when things go according to plan, nobody panics. If tomarrow I told the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all parta the plan. But when I say that one little ol’ mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos, oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair.
21. Umm, now were talkin.
22. Mine.
23. Rules. Yeah.
24. Tonight, your all gonna be apart of a social experiment.
25. I’m ready right now to blow you all sky high. Each of of have a deternator tto the opposite boat. Blow up the other boat and I’ll let that boat live. So, whose it gonna be, the sweet and innocent civilians or Harvey Dents most wanted collection, you choose. Oh and you might wanna choose quickly cause the people on the other boat might not be so noble.
26. Ah, you made it. I’m so thrilled.
27. Go get ’em.
28. Oh the old familiar places.
29. We really should stop all this fighting. Otherwise we’ll miss the fireworks.;
30. And here we go.
31. You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we. That’s ok, I came prepared. It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
32. Ho, ha, ah, ah, ha,ha, ha ho ha, ahhhhh, ahhhhh, you, you just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptable aren’t you? You…won’t kill me outta some misplaced sense of self righteousness and I won’t kill you because your just too much fun. I get the feeling you and I are destined to do this, forever.
33. Maybe we could share one. You know I hear the rates are doubling up his cities inhabitants are losing their minds.
34. Until, they lose hope completely. Until, they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent and a ll the heroic things he’s done. You didn’t think I’d risk the battle for gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No, you need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.
35. I took your white night, and brought ‘im down to our level. It wasn’t hard because as you know. Madness is a lot like gravity, sometimes, all it takes is a little…push. Ho ha, ha, haaa, ha, wo, ha, ho,, he, ha, ha ha ha. 

You might think that this post is just like the Top Ten Joker Quotes, but this is a completely different post showing not just my top ten, but every joker line in The Dark Knight in order from memory. So, read on and tell me which is your favorite or even your top ten, then check out mine if your interested. Enjoy!

1. No, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
2. I believe… whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.
3. And I thought my jokes were bad.
4. How ’bout a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.
5. Taa-daa, It’s gone.
6. Oh and by the way, he suit, it wasn’t cheap, you outta know, you bought it.
7. Let’s wind the clocks back a year, these cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you, I mean what happened, did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me…
8. A guy like me, llook listen I know why you choose to have your little (cough) group therapy session in broad daylight, I know why your afraid to go out at night, the Batman. See Batman has shown this town your true colors unfortunately. Dent, he’s just the beginning and as for the, the televisions, so called plan, Batman has no jurisdiction, he’ll find him and make ’em squeal, I know the squealers when I see ’em and…
9. It’s simple we uh, kill the Batman.
10. If your good at something, never do it for free.
11. Uh, half.
12. I’m not, no I’m not, look if we don’t deal with this soon, little, uh, Gambol here won’t be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
13. Ahh-ta-ta-ta-ta, let’s not blow this out of proportions.
14. Yeah.
15. Look why don’t you call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously, here’s my card. Ummmm hmmmm.
16. How ’bout alive hmm?
17. You wanna know how I got these scars, my father was a drinker and a fiend and one night he comes home all crazier than usual, mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that, not one bit, so me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing we’ll does it. He turns to me and says “Why So Serious?” He comes to me with the knife, why so serious, sticks the blade in my mouth, Let’s put a smile on that face, annndd, why so serious?
18. Well, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of potential for aggressive expansion. So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team, oh, and there’s only one spot opened ight now so were going to have, try outs. Make it fast.
19. Tell them your name.
20. Are you the real Batman?
21. No, no, then why do dress up like ’em? Woo-Hoo-Hoo-ho.
22. Oh you Bryan, you really do, ah shhh shhh shh, so you think Batman has made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME! You see this is how crazy Batman has made Gotham. You want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in, oh and for everyday he doesn’t people will die, starting tonight, I’m a man of my word.
23. We made it.
24. Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment. I only have one question, where is Harvey Dent?
25. You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?
26. You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him, just little something. No.
27. You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones.
28. You know, you remind me of my father, I HATED my father!
29. Well hello beautiful, you must be Harvey’s squeeze, an you are beautiful. Ah ya look nervous, is it the scars? You wanna know how I got ’em. Come ‘ere, look at me. So I had a wife and she was beautiful, like you, who tells me that I worry too much, who tells me that I need to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep, with the sharks.One day they curve her face, and we got no money for surgery. She can’t take, I just wanna see her smile again, I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars, so I take a razor blade and do this, to myself. And you know what, she can’t stand the sight of me, she leaves, and now I see the funny side, now I’m always smiling.
30. A little fight in ya, I like that.
31. Sure and you just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are.
32. Very poor choice of words.
33. Eighth and Orchard, you’ll find Harvey Dent there.
34. Hmmm.
35. Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. Whoop ‘scuse me, I wanna drive.
36. I like this job, I like.
37. Ok rack ’em up, rack ’em up, rack ’em up, rack ’em up.
38. Now there’s a Batman.
39. Ohh, you wanna play? c’mon, c’mon. You wanna play.
40. Uhh, cmon hit me, cmon cmon, I want you to do it, I want you to do it, cmon, cmon, do it. HIT ME! Cmon I want you to it cmon DO IT! HIT ME! HIT ME!
41. Could you please just give me a minute?
42. Evening Commissioner.
43. Ofcourse not.
44. Me, I was right here, who did you leave ’em with, you people? That is assuming they still are your people and not Maroni’s. Does it depress Commissioner knowing just how alone you truly are, does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent’s current predicament?
45. What’s the time?
46. Well, depending on the time, he could be in one spot or several.
47. Ahh, the good cop bad cop routine.
48. Ah, never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy, he can’t feel the next…see.
49. I wanted to see what you’d do and ya didn’t disappoint, ya let five people die. Then ya let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.
50. Those mob fools want you gone so they can go back to the way things were, but I know the truth, there’s no going bac, you’ve changed things, forever.
51. Haa, haa, ha, I, I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do with out you, go back to rippen off mob dealers, no, no, no, No, you, you complete meee.
52. Don’t talk like one of them, your not. Even if you’d like to be, to them your just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper. You see their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. They’re dropped at the first sign of trouble. There only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show ya, when the chips are down, these, uh, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I was just ahead of the curve.
53. You have all these rules and you think they’ll save you.
54. Well then that’s the rule you’ll have to break in order to know the truth.
55. The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules and tonight your gonna break your one rule.
56. Oh, well there’s only minutes left and your gonna have to play my little game to save one of them.
57. You know, for a second there, I thought you really were Dent. The way you threw yourself after her.
58. Ah, look at ya go.
59. Does Harvey know about you and his little Bully.
60. Killing is making a choice.