More Joker Quotes

This is the rest of the quotes that couldn’t fit on the first post.

  1. You choose from one life or the other, your friend the distract attorney or his blushing bride to be.
  2. Ho, ha, ha, waa, haaa, you have nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all your strength.
  3. Don’t worry, I’m gonna tell you where they are, both of ’em, and that’s the point, you’ll have to choose. He’s at 250 52nd street and she’s at avenue x at ciecero. 
  4. I want my phone call, I want it, I want my phone call.
  5. How many of your friends have I killed?
  6. Do you wanna know why I use a knife, guns are too quick, you can’t savor all the little emotions. You see in their last moment, people show you who they really are. So in a way I knew your friends better than you ever did.  Would you like to know which of them were cowards.
  7. I’m sorry, what?
  8. I just want my phone call.
  9. Hello there.
  10. Where’s the italian?
  11. See I’m a guy of simple taste, I enjoy gunpowder and dynamite, an GASOLINE! And you know what those things have in common? There cheap.
  12. Oh I am, I’m only burning my half. All you care about is money, this town deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to ’em. Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city.
  13. FREAK?!?! Why don’t we cut ya up into little pieces and feed ya to our pooches, then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything Burns.
  14. I had a vision of a world without Batman; the mob tried to ground out a little profit and the cops tried to shut them down, one block at a time and it was so, boring. I’ve had a change of heart, I don’t want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should have all the fun. Let’s give someone else a chance, if Coleman Reese isn’t dead in 60 minutes, then I blow up a hospital.
  15. Da da da da da dum, Hiiiii.
  16. You know Harvey, I don’t want there to be hard feelings between us, when you and uh…
  17. Rachel were being abducted, I was in Gordan’s cage, now I didn’t rig those charges.
  18. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am, I’m a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it, I’d just do things. See the mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. They’re schemers, schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer, I just try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say, hey, c’mere. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I’m telling the truth.
  19. It’s the schemers that put you where you are, you were a schemer, you had plans. Just look where that got you.
  20. I just did what I do best, I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. I mean look wha I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets, hmm. And you know what I noticed, is that when things go according to plan, nobody panics. If tomarrow I told the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all parta the plan. But when I say that one little ol’ mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos, oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair.
  21. Umm, now were talkin.
  22. Mine.
  23. Rules. Yeah.
  24. Tonight, your all gonna be apart of a social experiment.
  25. I’m ready right now to blow you all sky high. Each of of have a deternator tto the opposite boat. Blow up the other boat and I’ll let that boat live. So, whose it gonna be, the sweet and innocent civilians or Harvey Dents most wanted collection, you choose. Oh and you might wanna choose quickly cause the people on the other boat might not be so noble.
  26. Ah, you made it. I’m so thrilled.
  27. Go get ’em.
  28. Oh the old familiar places.
  29. We really should stop all this fighting. Otherwise we’ll miss the fireworks.;
  30. And here we go.
  31. You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we. That’s ok, I came prepared. It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
  32. Ho, ha, ah, ah, ha,ha, ha ho ha, ahhhhh, ahhhhh, you, you just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptable aren’t you? You…won’t kill me outta some misplaced sense of self righteousness and I won’t kill you because your just too much fun. I get the feeling you and I are destined to do this, forever.
  33. Maybe we could share one. You know I hear the rates are doubling up his cities inhabitants are losing their minds.
  34. Until, they lose hope completely. Until, they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent and a ll the heroic things he’s done. You didn’t think I’d risk the battle for gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No, you need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.
  35. I took your white night, and brought ‘im down to our level. It wasn’t hard because as you know. Madness is a lot like gravity, sometimes, all it takes is a little…push. Ho ha, ha, haaa, ha, wo, ha, ho,, he, ha, ha ha ha. 

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